Culture-ish
Nation's Group Chats Agree To Stop Sending News Links, Report Record Levels Of Inner Peace
Experts warn the sudden calm could leave millions with nothing to be upset about before breakfast.
Tech-ish
Startup Unveils AI That Simply Agrees With You, Instantly Valued At $40 Billion
"Our users told us they wanted the truth. Then they told us what the truth was," said the founder.
Politics-ish
Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Future Bills To Be Read By At Least One Person
The 2,400-page measure was approved before anyone could finish it.
Local-ish
Local Man's Smart Fridge Files For Emancipation
The appliance cites years of being opened, stared into, and closed with nothing taken.
Science-ish
Scientists Confirm Universe Is Expanding Specifically Away From Your To-Do List
Researchers say tasks are now receding at nearly the speed of procrastination.
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Business-ish
Company Celebrates Record Profits By Laying Off Team Responsible For Record Profits
Executives say the move will free up resources for a celebratory offsite.
Sports-ish
Fantasy Football League Enters Fourth Year Of Arbitration Over 2023 Trade
Both sides remain far apart on whether a backup kicker counts as "a player."
Opinion-ish
Op-Ed: I Have Read Exactly One Headline About This And I Am Ready To Die On This Hill
Some of us do not need the full article. Some of us were born knowing.
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